Have a 3some! :o
I know right. :P
its all flavor, plus - different area codes!
No. I am psychic. Wait for the ad with the Polish chick. Now she really wants you and she's really hot too.
I've found russian girls to be very sweet. I would really keep your options open, you never know when a christian or muslim single will want to date you.
You should stay with your husband Mrs. :o
They wish to convert you because a certain percentage of EP must be gay and lesbian. The PC båstards D:
Do they reurn your phone calls though since they live so close :O