Wouldn't it be better just to excuse yourself and visit the restroom? You don't want **** in your pants the rest of the day, do you?
Whatever turns you on, as they say......
You mess 'em. You wash 'em.
Don't you but Mom, me, you're not to old to take you across my knee and slap your ........ oh...... perhaps not. Dirty boy.
That depends on whether he's talking shite.