To cook? Probably. Those samiches wont make themselves.
Be careful, your gay son might try to get out too.
He is in the closet not the cellar....duh.
No she was put there for a reason.
Funny your idea of punishment.
no, your son(also in the cellar) and her are busy working on giving you a grandson you've been so craving. Give them space...
Was it in the marriage vows? If not, then why would you :)?
Only once she's finished all the canning and salting the pork bellies for the spring bacon.
Make sure she takes a direct path to the kitchen.
not if she looks like you,,
Has she learned her lesson?
Only if she promises to behave