Showdown: You're facing a demon. You have a bible, silver bullet, hair pin and waffles. What's your move?
14 Answers to "Showdown: You're facing a demon. You have a bible, silver bullet, hair pin and waffles. What's your move?"
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Bible. I'll pimp slap the hell outta that demon with the bible and recite some sc
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haha
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Feed the demon the waffles and then take a nap. He's just hungry.
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B2 to B4
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Gah which game was that...
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demons can't be beten by any of that, hmm.... i know, i'll scare it
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Easy. Tell the demon, 'in the name of Jesus Christ, I command you be gone.' Don't need anything but Christ as your Savior.
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Amen :)
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Bible enchantments, throw bullet, make a hair pin cross, and then just beat the crud out of him with his own limbs cuz im a beast like that, then eat the waffles for victory. WOW go me
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Damn you went beast on him.
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Pin my hair back with the hair pin, throw the bible at the demons nose and confuse him while I toss the silver bullet in the air, then jump up and do this cool 360 spinning roundhouse kick and kick the silver bullet 80 mph into the demon's brain.
Then eat the waffle while I go through the demon's pockets and see if he's got any good loot.Like (2)
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You've been watching watching too many cartoons :)
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Keep the silver, do what you like with the bible and eat the waffles while you watch it play out.
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I turn the t.v. Off.
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Darn...you missed the infomercials :(
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Put the waffle in the Bible, to ruin it and show an alliance towards the demon, then befriend it slowly and learn its weakness, if it even has one, then use that to destroy or control it.
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Rofl
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Call McGuiver and see if he can make me a weapon out of it.
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Interesting
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Hide behind a rock and eat waffles :)
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lmao
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holy hand grenade! :D have at you!!!
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Oh noesss :D
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:D
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:15PM
kick his nuts up into his guts, eat the waffle, pick my teeth with the hair pin, take a dump (sorry bible) use pages. and toss the bullet away?... :)
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Reply by Lushiro Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:18PM
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