O_O Never!

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Oh' com on. You'd love it.

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Don't lie to me.

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You like the outdoors? I have miles and miles of outdoors, and a river.

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I love the outdoors! :D

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I live twenty feet from a river. You can fish out of a window. Its a big house, all mod-cons. I have a horse. It's in my cousins field.Clover is a good horse. Its yours for the summer.

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No. I won't take it! It's cursed! :P

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Yes it is cursed. Those who drink the water of the river go mad. It drove me mad. I get paid to smoke weed at jazz festivals. But what of it? Yon tele makes you mad as well.

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How MAD are you talking? Joker MAD?

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You want pictures? Skype me. I send pictures and such.For real. 100% for real. ( I am waving my hands in the air, LOOK FOR REAL!) I just need someone mad enough to spend 30-60 days. Im going to 90 in jail right away, big whoop! Not a big deal, I have tons of David Bowie records!

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Don't do skype. Lol I hope you find a suitable candidate :) David Bowie is good! Jail is NOT!

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David Bowie did a lot of drugs. So did I. I never have to meet you. Its only two months during the summer. Oh Lushirio, if only you had lived out your thoughts, we could do our 90 days together.

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Drugs will kill you my friend. Otherwise I can always dream can't I?

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Well duh? Drugs will kill me. I wont let multiple sclerosis have the title. No Way. Any-who. No one at the farm for 30-60days as I work the festivals next summer. I never have to met you. I don't have keys to my house. Its a big country house by the river,with a garden. If theres a god, reckon he/her would say..give your place out during the summer, the city is hell.

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Add me & I'll message you. Seriously interested.

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I like that job, sponsor my VISA :D

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what if you never come back? O.o

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The records and books are yours. Um. Yah. Guess you can just live there.

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what are the chores?

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I like my chickens, and peacocks. Take care of my garden. Tree fall 0n the house? Cut that tree down. Mow the yard. Upstairs could use another coat of white paint.

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