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Since there is no god, if given another something to worship, would you choose a gnome or a can of spam?

I mean, do we have to worship something or can all of that worshipping stuff just go away?

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yes dogs are real, pickles do go well with hamburgers, I did give my highschool teachers a rough time... and I think God is real so I won't worship a gnome or a can of spam ... wouldn't anyway ... and wt* are you just bored? lol

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Other 15 Answers to Since there is no god, if given another something to worship, would you choose a gnome or a can of spam?

LizardKing	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:59AM I already worship a half eaten box of Wheaties in my room bearing Michael Phelps' likeness. Rated: +5Vote for this!
Waiwera	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 12:59AM W.A.S.Q. (What A Silly Question!) ;-) Its only some people who feel the need to WORSHIP anything... and I am not one of them! Rated: +2Vote for this!
drix	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 12:59AM That would be silly, you can see both of those.. Seriously though, I find this question just as offensive as any religious ones.. Rated: +2Vote for this!
CorneaGenii	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 10:11AM That's a tough one. The Travelocity gnome has been everywhere with it's frequent flyer miles, so I guess you could say it's OMNIPRESENT. Then again, the can of Spam is EVERLASTING and will be around long after we are dust. I don't know. Both are equal candidates for worship. Rated: +2Vote for this!
mzdivine	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 10:12AM Are you ridiculous or something? Rated: +2Vote for this!
KittyChanel	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 12:43AM ::::stands on a chair::::: BOOOOO! Rated: +1Vote for this!
Gallimaufry	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:03AM you'd choose something you find worthy of worshiping it's your choice, **** what everyone else thinks Rated: +1Vote for this!
Thought1	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:05AM We can worship one another lol - IF ANY. Rated: +1Vote for this!
anardun	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 1:05AM No, you don't HAVE to worship anything. And not everyone worships. it's a learned habit, but it's not a necessity. Rated: +1Vote for this!
Idk08	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 2:10AM But there is a God :( Rated: +1Vote for this!
underconstruction	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 2:41AM I´d like to think that worshiping objects is a thing of the past but clearly we havent evolved to that point.......yet. Here hoping. Rated: +1Vote for this!
dillondemas	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 5:59AM if you don't worship god, then you inevitably worship something much worse like money, sex, possesions, and yourself. you already worship plenty. Rated: +1Vote for this!
scottpattinson	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 6:56AM there are no modern day gods but there is one universal god that brings planets into a higher level of thinking. One name i have heard being mentioned is thoth. As for the other gods written in paper they are all fake. Just a way of mass controling populace into a certain way of thinking. This invalidates the whole question. Rated: +1Vote for this!
void00	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 8:52AM The spam of course. Why would anyone worship a garden gnome? Rated: +1Vote for this!
atasteforsufferin g	Posted Jun 20th, 2009 at 9:47AM the gnome the myths behind them are more likely than the ones we have for god now. and no one wants to worship something you can later eat. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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