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So I came home and found a box of bread on my porch. WTF?

Packaged bread, Walmart's Market Pantry brand - several varieties, in a huge cardboard box that says "National Beef." Three to five days expired; box unsealed and without a note or address labels. Don't know any of my neighbors. So confused. Suggestions?

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    Serenitree - 66-70 years old - female

    Posted by Serenitree Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:34PM

    You can do one of two things. Call the cops which may make you feel really foolish if there is nothing wrong with it. Or throw it in the garbage. I wouldn't eat it. You don't know what might have been done to it.

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10 Answers to "So I came home and found a box of bread on my porch. WTF?"

  1. nomoresounds - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by nomoresounds Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:54PM

    its poisoned, someone is trying to kill you

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  2. Wigglebottom - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Wigglebottom Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:32PM

    I would not eat it that is for sure. Not until I found out who it came from.

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  3. SooperSarah - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by SooperSarah Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:30PM

    Call the police and tell em Walmart littered on your porch (:

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  4. Cholin29

    Reply by Cholin29 Apr 10th, 2012 at 7:10PM

    I wouldn't be surprised if Walmart WERE the police here. They do everything.

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  5. siamul - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by siamul Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:27PM

    Did you check to make sure a burglar wasn't hiding behind or under it?

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  6. Cholin29

    Reply by Cholin29 Apr 10th, 2012 at 7:07PM

    Hell yeah! Left the car running just in case.

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  7. godisgracious - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by godisgracious Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:45PM

    that box may be "tapped", somebodys tracking your every move xp

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  8. shortshorts - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by shortshorts Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    Like what kind of bread was it maaan ? ... dollars ? pounds ? Euros ? ... not that I'm fussy.

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  9. TheChurchLady - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by TheChurchLady Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:33PM

    Did you pray " give us today our daily bread" if so.





    Answered prayer!

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  10. Cholin29

    Reply by Cholin29 Apr 10th, 2012 at 7:08PM

    Cute!

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  11. teenab - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by teenab Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:31PM

    The ape really was king kong and this time he did'nt die?

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  12. Ameliorate - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Ameliorate Apr 10th, 2012 at 6:27PM

    Hmmm, that's a really good one....don't know what to say about that....hmmm....yeah I can't think of how to respond to that....

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