Oh no you should give it a go...Send us pictures of the bruises K
That reply made me giggle.
I'll bet it's a great idea, if you want to get 'randomly dragged out into a parking and beat to death". Other then that, go for it.
"get wit the times"? Why don't you, and learn to spell while your at it. Just because a girl is out somewhere having a good time doesn't mean she wants some filthy maggot rubbing on her. Of course that's what 'Mace' is for, works pretty good to.
Hopefully some one will punch you in the face repeatedly and possibly cut your balls off, or at least kick ghem so hard yo can taste them?