A masochist said to a sadist, "Hurt me."
The Sadist said, "No."
__hey thats my job
"I will rape and torture your family while you watch :D"
"If you won't satisfy me I'll go find Dennis Rader :P"
oi thats my job. oh thats right?
"So, you're a switch now?"
"No, Master, you didn't let me ***! That's why..."