I guess using nude photos in the fortunes wasn't the best of ideas?
Eat less, fatso.<br />
try washing sometime.<br />
you will die soon.<br />
you have a tiny penis.
I guess they didn't like my sense of humor. It's weird how offended people get when their fortune reads: "You will be arrested for possession of *********** depicting minors!"
On the back of each fortune cookie I wrote " contains MSG
well telling people ur going to die in the restaurant didn't go down well with the owners
I listed the lucky numbers as pi and the square root of 77
People kept killing themselves.....
I kept writing fortunes for the wrong tables
Apparently sarcasm go over well.