Eat quicker than the kid alternatively eat the kid
bite his hand !!!
Push his head into your food. :P
Back away from the fence....goats will eat anything... ;-))
Best answer ever!
The child is obviously hungry. Talk to the child and enjoy the company. You can always get more.
Pull up a chair and let him sit down while eating.
Take him/her home with you. Name him/her Pat. Congratulate yourself on your good fortune in having acquired a new tax deduction.
And she didn't even have to suffer through 9 months of pregnancy or 19 horrible hours of labor and several years of diapers! The government will give it an education and all you need do is give it some food, a few clothes and a pillow if you're nice! Eventually it should become trainable to do all the disgusting chores around the house and neck and shoulder massages!
The only thing better would be twins!
Twins will gang up on your ***. Better to have just one found child than two.
sell the kid on e-bay, so the loss won't be that big
EAT THE RICH
Put your food some place eles
:o tell his mom? :o
oh :) sorry :)
Kick his ***
Just, let the kid eat ... find the parent and knock the crap outta them and hand them the bill!
1. Quit lying about your age.<br />
2. If you can't post an intelligent question, dont post at all.