Did someone say "spatula"?
That's hilarious- picture them in a fencing position, left arm held high- maybe chefs' hats
Nukes, honey. We is military.
my rapier-like wit !
"Silly-string", at twenty paces !
FOOD FIGHT!!! (Soft, non-repulsive items only)
great I get to duel and eat at the same time. :D
The weapon of confusion ^^
an 18 inch hardwood stick.
This one is easy. I teach fencing. But on the other hand I think really I would pick something harmless like marshmallows to rub his nose in the silliness of making the challenge.
My Law degree- bring it
Hard pieces of leftover turkey.
acorns & pine cones.
If bare handed combat is not an option, i will go with wooden chairs.
a nice long fresh leek and a bin lid...........im sure to win
Horrible, numerous papercuts of doom, mwuahahahahaha
Remind me to decline dueling with you.
small fat dog with diarrhea at two paces. CAUSE SOMEONE ALREADY PICKED FLAME THROWER DAMNIT!
At two paces I might get the drop on them............pun intended.
Hmm, I know where to find a small fat dog. Wouldn't be hard to cause diarrhea.
Please invite me
~blorp~ you picked a winner!
slap fight? I'd pay cash anerican to watch that