Did someone say "spatula"?
That's hilarious- picture them in a fencing position, left arm held high- maybe chefs' hats
Nukes, honey. We is military.
my rapier-like wit !
"Silly-string", at twenty paces !
FOOD FIGHT!!! (Soft, non-repulsive items only)
great I get to duel and eat at the same time. :D
The weapon of confusion ^^
Water pistols....then we'd both get wet!
an 18 inch hardwood stick.
This one is easy. I teach fencing. But on the other hand I think really I would pick something harmless like marshmallows to rub his nose in the silliness of making the challenge.
My Law degree- bring it
Hard pieces of leftover turkey.
acorns & pine cones.
If bare handed combat is not an option, i will go with wooden chairs.
a nice long fresh leek and a bin lid...........im sure to win
Horrible, numerous papercuts of doom, mwuahahahahaha
Remind me to decline dueling with you.
I choose time
small fat dog with diarrhea at two paces. CAUSE SOMEONE ALREADY PICKED FLAME THROWER DAMNIT!
At two paces I might get the drop on them............pun intended.
Hmm, I know where to find a small fat dog. Wouldn't be hard to cause diarrhea.
Water guns, loaded with syrup. First one to get to sticky loses : )
sounds like fun. I was going to say water gun. But like your answer better.