Did someone say "spatula"?

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That's hilarious- picture them in a fencing position, left arm held high- maybe chefs' hats

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Nukes, honey. We is military.

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my rapier-like wit !

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bring it

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"Silly-string", at twenty paces !

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lightsabers.

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FOOD FIGHT!!! (Soft, non-repulsive items only)

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great I get to duel and eat at the same time. :D

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The weapon of confusion ^^

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an 18 inch hardwood stick.

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This one is easy. I teach fencing. But on the other hand I think really I would pick something harmless like marshmallows to rub his nose in the silliness of making the challenge.

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My Law degree- bring it

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Hard pieces of leftover turkey.

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acorns & pine cones.

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If bare handed combat is not an option, i will go with wooden chairs.

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a nice long fresh leek and a bin lid...........im sure to win

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Paper...<br />
Horrible, numerous papercuts of doom, mwuahahahahaha

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Ouch, that does sound painful!

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Remind me to decline dueling with you.

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small fat dog with diarrhea at two paces. CAUSE SOMEONE ALREADY PICKED FLAME THROWER DAMNIT!

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You'll have to challenge them to a duel :)

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At two paces I might get the drop on them............pun intended.

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Hmm, I know where to find a small fat dog. Wouldn't be hard to cause diarrhea.

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flame thrower

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wet cauliflower

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insults.

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such as?

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Please invite me

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Wet fish

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~blorp~ you picked a winner!

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slap fight? I'd pay cash anerican to watch that

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