In **** the sex is mechanical unless you have really exceptional actors , but all the exceptional actors aren't doing ****. In real sex for a short time you become as one, oblivious to the world. You'll know it when it happens.

Best Answer

1. The pizza delivery guy is never that hot, and I'm never so horny I'll let my pizza get cold while I jump his bones. <br />
<br />
2. Shower scenes are hot. Showering with someone in real life is a disaster-one person gets cold while the other gets soap in their eyes. God forbid any shaving goes on in there!<br />
<br />
3. The bra and panties always match in the movie. While most of us have matching sets, we only make sure they match if we know for a fact they'll be seen. <br />
<br />
4. No one in the movies ever has to say, "I can't. I'm on my period". <br />
<br />
5. In the movies, women practically fall to the floor in ****** at the site of a guy's package. Um, yeah, nice package. But you're gonna have to do more than look at me while it's pointing in my general direction.

Best Answer

Great answer....Also in the movies you never see then hit their head on the headboard by accident.

Best Answer

2- Sounds like you need to turn the temp up on the water heater. A shower nozzle on the opposite wall might help as well.
4-Why let your period stop you

Best Answer

If it wasn't sex you'd get bored of it.

Best Answer

Related Questions