Tell them you can't because "Satan has a restraining order on me"...
because your an angle and you don't belong there
Because I was driving to heaven and I made a U turn and satan hates me now.
Don't you see my wings?
the sign said only season ticket holders allowed lol
" I can't. I was there already and they kicked me out. " works every time
tell 'i don't know what will happen at hell,may be you should go first and tell me about hell" :)
They don't need a second opinion
Been there, done that!
Because they're not there yet.
"I'm already there."
"there is no such thing as heaven or hell"
Hell, Michigan is frozen over right now. Wait till summer to go,.