Tell them you can't because "Satan has a restraining order on me"...
"because i dont wanna see you again"
because your an angle and you don't belong there
Because I was driving to heaven and I made a U turn and satan hates me now.
Don't you see my wings?
the sign said only season ticket holders allowed lol
" I can't. I was there already and they kicked me out. " works every time
tell 'i don't know what will happen at hell,may be you should go first and tell me about hell" :)
They don't need a second opinion
Been there, done that!
Because they're not there yet.
"I'm already there."
"there is no such thing as heaven or hell"