climb a cactus
Get caught at your neighbor's house
True very true .
Snuggle with porcupines.
Fry greasy foods like bacon. Bad for the npples. Besides wearing that little ruffled apron makes us girls look so sexy in the kitchen and he can still bend us over the kitchen counter and **** us.
sounds like my kind a gal !!!
mow the lawn
Put a penis in a penis hole !!
Trim overgrown wild roses
speed while driving
Answer the door to a social worker.
hmmmmmmm I am thinking here....wait..nope still thinking....
LOL still thinking
check the mail
answer the door when it is someone professional
go to a job interview
Answer the door.
Get your mail.
Climb a tree.
'wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.. yeah'
Use power tools.
Skydive, naked means wearing absolutely nothing , right?
Try to explain your nudity to your parents
Lay Down in a Bed of Roses ?- unless you are with Jon BOn JOVI
Frying. I do lots of things naked, but I draw the line at hot oil.