Are you staring into my very nonexistent soul? :O
My wife. She is always on it 24/7
Lascivious thoughts involving a smart and sexy lady!
While she had a warm glow about her, I am actually thinking of someone still alive and well
You give it up? Yow! That was so easy now I am thinking dirty thoughts indeed!
whether or not to cuss out someone about how hot its in my room..its ******* ridiculous
I just watched The Conjuring
An ice pack...literally. The flu has me momentarily. :/
Off the top of my head, the top of my head ;-)
That I normally like the smell of my farts but the gas is really starting to annoy me lately. It's foul, and green and stinking up my whole house. What can I do? I wish I could come over to your house and toot.
That you look like a creepy boy.