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Speaking of clowns?

How does Ronald McDonald keep his clownish figure? Do you think he is sneaking across the street to eat at Subway with Jared?
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under all that makeup.....maybe it is Jared...*bum bump bump!*
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Posted Sep 10th, 2009 at 9:50PM
sneaky basterd....
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Posted Sep 11th, 2009 at 1:14AM
Ronald isn't as creepy as those circus clowns! They are *shudders* nightmare causing!!
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Posted Sep 10th, 2009 at 10:18PM
clowns scare me
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Posted Sep 10th, 2009 at 9:39PM
Nope. Just has a high metabolism.
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Posted Sep 10th, 2009 at 9:50PM
no way, i swear, he has no time! he follows me to every mc donalds i go to! and sits on a bloody chair and jst stares at me.... running around so much, trying to creep me out, thats how he stays so thin!!
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Posted Sep 10th, 2009 at 9:40PM
He probably knows where the fountain of youth is, how long has he been around anyway?
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Posted Sep 10th, 2009 at 10:20PM
I fear clowns except really do any of them gain weight.
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Posted Sep 11th, 2009 at 1:22AM
nah...Ronald and that creepy King from Burger King get together and snarf Big Macs and Whoppers. they top it off by porking out on Frosties with that red headed pig tailed brat from Wendy's.
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