Only on Tuesday! If we are going to deny that we are in denial, they have a sale on it in the Denial Store down main street... yes, any type of denial you want... YES, exotic denials! All types and all forms... How would you like to deny that an ardvark came down from the sky, landed in front of your place, knocked on your door and asked for a cup of sugar? YES! We have that denial! Never again will you be haunted by ardvarks looking for sugar near your home!! And have to deny it! And we have a special offer... not just any hooved animal... BUT ALL HOOVED animals! Yes, no longer do you get Sweddish Upper Regian Sweet Toothed Moutain Goats knocking at your door asking for sugar!! (Even if there deserts are to die for!) Anything with hooves can be denied... A great price only 39.99 in Us dollars... that's not all... We have gift coupon for 9.99 US dollars off a real Alaskan Guard Denial ELK. Yes, the craze in the upper regions of Siberia has finally been found and is now available... real Alaskan ELKS trained to sense and smell out any hooved animal looking for a cup of sugar that doesn't exist so, and you DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT! No longer do you have to be in denial of all hooved animals from all over the world who want a cup of sugar... no matter how much their baking needs make you feel sorry for yourself! They will simply go next door and beg for a cup of sugar to make their Vanilla/German chocolate swirl cream pie with homemade whip cream with gram cracker crust, with nuts and cherries on top, looking at you...while you look back in complete pleasure... so, call now... quantities are limited... (Calls will be answered in order they are received, No CODs, only credit or debit cards exceptable... No guarentees on the behavior of the ELK for it might need to be fed sugar... NO responsibility for damages to your home from the ELK... unless you are able to give it sugar... Psychological imparities are not refundable...especially if you like those deserts... please seek out "Desert Therapists." Or, find the nearist desert compitition for therapudic value so you can wollow away in your favorite deserts as you get desert'ed head to toe while competing for their GRAND PRIZE DESERT OF ALL TIME! Please bring an extra sets of clothing... robes, hair and body towels for these events are not for the faint of heart! But, for the desert lover in you! NO responsibilities are given to the Denial Store for any actions... except for pure desrt pleasure...
I don't deny it, I simply refuse to accept it.
Ok. I admit it.
ok i admit it i can no longer deny you have the best legs hands down
Denial is a river in Egypt.
no i deny i am denying i am denial about denying things which i deny