Say "freeed moved. I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Deny all knowledge and beg the wife forgiveness
Tell him there was a mix up. This is NOT what I ordered from the cabbage patch!
Kill the stork and have it for dinner.
KILL THE BIRD KILL THE BIRD
have to say come back later, i cant't raise them alone
TELL HIM HES GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS
Well, I've been fixed so there's a fair chance it will cause some issues with the Mrs. LOL
Smack myself in the head for doing it the hard way, and tell them they have the wrong house.
Slam the door...TWICE.
Ask the bird whose children those are and why are they at my doorstep
happy and proud father of identical twins. Couldn't imagine life without my little bookends.
Come right on in ! I'm lucky enough to get the 2 for 1 special!!!!!
Buy one get one free... rejoice in your good fortune
Break the stork's neck and start firing up the barbecue.
invite them in and offer them a drink (the storks, that is)
Unless they are twin baby animals... please just keep walking.
OK OK if they're human, I would take them in and nurture them until I could find a place for them to go and be cared for and find appropriate homes. I couldn't turn them away. I just couldn't. All babies need love and nurturing, and I have plenty of it.