Strangest, most inexplicable thing you have ever witnessed?

A woman in a short skirt falling backwards down an escalator. About 10 years ago I was in an airport, and I was several feet behind her, and she fell backwards for no reason. Head over heels, and I do mean heels. I caught glimpse of one heel, still on her foot, flying towards my body. I moved, but she still left a long scratch down my leg. She had on a purple thong, but it was not where it was supposed to be, so I got to see that. Somebody hit the emergency stop button and I climbed over the rail onto the stairs. Somehow I caught her lighter in may hand. Realizing that I tossed it back on top of her and told her to set herself on fire. I looked at the top of the stairs and people were bent over laughing. God that was strange, funny, but strange.

wow... cant top that one!

The US presidential campaign and election of 2008.

when i was 7yrs old we lived in a housetrailer in n.c. and i watched my mother go through my bresser down the hall in my room as i was standind next to my mother, she was {or something?}standing in two places at once

UFO....Ultra-fast with impossible turns,.as if magnetic type thing,...like g-forces were not a problem...It 'flew' away from earth.....I kinda wanted to go with....

A UFO in Germany

I saw a funeral procession of vehicles pull up to a beer store. The driver of the hearse went in, bought a case, came back out and tossed the case in the back of the hearse. Then the procession continued on its way (presumably to the cemetery). Dont know who the guy stretched out in the back of that hease was....but he had the kind of friends we all need.

This desert where I live is full of things you woulden't believe I'v lost count if I werent a rationalist I would have lost my sanity to.

seeing a ufo on waterloo bridge london in 1983 up close with two friends and about another 200 people.