OMG...wait until the others find out that Mrs. Hand is actually a man! Boy, did she ever have me fooled.
Form a union with my friend and fire my boss.
We will leave and he will still have one vacancy. Plus charges according to § 28 StGB - Incitement of murder, punishable by 4 years in jail.
Take the knife to the pawnshop.
Unzip my pants, look at my friend and say "You can either get on your knees and suck this or I'm going to stab you"
Kill the boss?