Shakespeare would work at McDonald's
That plus I think him working there would be hilarious.
Mr. Hercules I figured you could be a great personal trainer and nutricionist.
shakespeare = a rapper
columbus = a travel agent
to be or not to be my friend whens this **** all gonna end that macbeth guy hes so rude romeo and juliet a little crude
allthe worlds an effing stage hear me speakmy effing rage
Achilles - sports footwear consultant with a focus on heel cushioning