Clean out the crumbs form the bottom of your toaster?

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ILL BREAK THE DARN NOISY FREAKIN.....

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tell the missus to go easy with her vibrator

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Or build ones that don't go off at random.

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Chuck the bloody things to the bottom of the garden :-P<br />
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Not really.

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You wouldn't be saying that if you heard about the woman who lives near me who lost 3 children under 4 and her 18 year old son in a house file where there were no batteries in the smoke alarms.

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*sigh* Why do you think I said "Not really"? Jeepers.

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There's this woman who lives near me who lost 3 children under 4 and her 18 year old son in a house fire where there were no batteries in the smoke alarms.

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I agree - they are a bit of a nuisance sometimes, but I still replace the batteries every six months...

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For fck's sake fatriff it was a joke. 0/10 for reading comprehension.

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Tarquino, we have like 5 of them and they're all mains powered ones s the battery doesn't pack in. The old ones were a pain but we had someone come round and fit different types in different rooms.

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Trouble is, some here can't take a joke, but I can and love 'em!

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lol thanks, that's true! And thanks for best answer :-)

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