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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

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What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?



Sorry, Honeydew, but I cantaloupe.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for Christmas?



He felt his presents!

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In what U.S. state will you find the cleanest elephants?



Washing-ton

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Q: How do we know Santa loves Oregon?
A: Everyone knows that Santa loves rain, dear.

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A British girl was walking down the street in NYC, and she wasnt wearing panties. A gust of wind blew her skirt up over her head and a man passing by, trying to be polite, said "Airy, isn't it/?" To which she replied "What did you expect, feathers?"

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Hmm um well wait I got it! no no I don't

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