What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
What did the boy melon say to the girl melon?
Sorry, Honeydew, but I cantaloupe.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
In what U.S. state will you find the cleanest elephants?
Man to wife:
Q: How do we know Santa loves Oregon?
A: Everyone knows that Santa loves rain, dear.
A British girl was walking down the street in NYC, and she wasnt wearing panties. A gust of wind blew her skirt up over her head and a man passing by, trying to be polite, said "Airy, isn't it/?" To which she replied "What did you expect, feathers?"
Hmm um well wait I got it! no no I don't