Tell me a corny joke to cheer me up?
11 Answers to "Tell me a corny joke to cheer me up?"
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Confucius say: he who run in front of bus,
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He who sleep with itchy bum ... wake up with smelly finger.Like (1)
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four nuns in a car driving down the road, a demon appears by the window the first nun says the lords prayer and demands the demon go back to hell, the demon laughs, the second nun throws holy water while saying the lords prayer, the demon laughs, the nun who is driving turns to the third nun and says show him your cross, the third nun leans out of the window and shouts **** off.
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What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies!Like (2)
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything!"Like (2)
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Have you heard about the new Divorce Barbie they are releasing soon? She comes with all of Kens belongings!
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Disco's not dead, it's just defunked.
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- Did you hear about the guy in the car accident lost his entire left side?
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A man was tried for a heinous crime;person after person id-ed him as the "perp",they had video and pictures...but the jury acquitted him! Stunned the judge wanted to know how they found the defendant not guilty...."By reason of insanity",the foreman said...
All twelve of you??!!!,the judge thunderedLike (1)
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Three blind mice and you eat them ? ;-)
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by invisible321 Mar 19th, 2013 at 12:31AM
Friday Night, Just Got Paid
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye!
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