Are you kidding? That is all I know. Here, here's a pretty offensive dirty joke. A woman runs into the police station yelling 'help! help!, I was just raped by a pollock! The officer asks her how she knew it was a pollock. 'Because I had to help him' She replies.
I have a couple hilarious ones, but they won't be as fun if I try to translate them in english
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding one day when Tonto stops and gets off his horse...he puts his ear to the ground and says "buffalo come!"
Lone Ranger asks him "how do you know?'
Tonto puts his hand to his ear and says "sticky!"
Used to know a lot of them, but then I washed them.
So this penguin is driving down the highway.........