i just read one.. Wife and husband trying to lock their computer..<br />
Computer : Please enter password to Lock Now.<br />
Husband : My penis<br />
Wife : Laugh<br />
Computer : Error too short.<br />
Wife : Fall down laughing.<br />
cheers from Singapore
2 white horses fell in the mud.... and 3 came out.<br />
How many mosquitos does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but it beats me how they get in there.<br />
Whats a (insert city name here) girl do when she wakes up in the morning? Gets dressed and goes home
A white horse fell in the mud.
Mike Tyson was asked to use the word "hotel" in a sentence. Here is what he said:<br />
I came in her eye and that hotel everybody!!!