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TechnoMetal93 TechnoMetal93 18-21, M 4 Answers Jun 1, 2011

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i just read one.. Wife and husband trying to lock their computer..

Computer : Please enter password to Lock Now.

Husband : My penis

Wife : Laugh

Computer : Error too short.

Wife : Fall down laughing.

cheers from Singapore

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