i just read one.. Wife and husband trying to lock their computer..
Computer : Please enter password to Lock Now.
Husband : My penis
Wife : Laugh
Computer : Error too short.
Wife : Fall down laughing.
cheers from Singapore
2 white horses fell in the mud.... and 3 came out.
How many mosquitos does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2 but it beats me how they get in there.
Whats a (insert city name here) girl do when she wakes up in the morning? Gets dressed and goes home
A white horse fell in the mud.
Mike Tyson was asked to use the word "hotel" in a sentence. Here is what he said:
I came in her eye and that hotel everybody!!!