A white horse fell in a mud puddle.....
My fish smells like balls
What do you call a blond doing cartwheels?<br />
Blond, Brunette,Blond, Brunette,Blond, Brunette,
how long does it take to paint a garage with babies?<br />
Depends on how hard you throw them.<br />
I don't wanna hear about the joke I heard it and I'm just repeating it.
how do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle?
Staple the other hand down.
What is the first thing that a farmer puts in his garden?<br />
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?<br />
..cause he didn't have the guts !<br />
That's a leg slapper there....LOL
why don't snakes have baIIz?... they have no legs to dance with ;)
$25, same as in town.
The American DEBT
2 guys walk into a bar; the third one ducks