I have never rode a train. Don't tell anyone, okay?
i slept with my exwifes mother and sister before i ever slept with my exwife and also i have learned that i can look into my bathroom through a crack in the door and watch ladies go in and take showers without them knowing that i am watching them
I wanted to sleep with, and peep on, every woman I have ever seen; I wanted to, but I never did, Damn! lol.
hm... I'll tell you my little secret: ' I eat children' , now sshhhh
YOU EAT ANIMALS?!! YOU'RE MURDERER!
i crave human flesh
PRAIRIE OYSTERS!!! YUMMY!!!!!!!
ARGH! Ye be lookin' for me buried treasure? Well I ain't tellin where the gold be buried!
I want to get into my neighbours pants. Because I've crapped in mine, lol, lol.
Secret? I don't really have those. Umm, how about something I don't share very often?
My best friend as a kid was gunned down in my family's house. He died in the room next to where I used to sleep. He died a hero. He was 24.
Wow. Glad you didn't get caught!
Sometimes I think about Ryan Lochte while I'm in the shower.
i think about luka magnotta (he,he)
I'm not wearing pants.