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plungesponge plungesponge 26-30, M 53 Answers Jan 23, 2012

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Cut the White Wire.

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Always use a rubber.

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Always put a helmet on that soldier

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That's right. Don't be silly cover your willy befor you sink the pink.

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dont b a fool wrap ur tool

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no glove..no love..

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no glove....no love

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say it with me "those jeans do not make your axx look fat"

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Love this one! Had a close call with the wifey, did u?

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always wear - a helmet,a seat-belt,a condom. wherever necesary. and dont try to mix any of the first two with the third.

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To be honest, the last two would work for me lolz

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haha not wen ur driving !! (suit urself,actually :P )

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If choking while alone use the back of a chair to perform the Heimlich maneuver

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If your life ever seriously needs saving,<br />
don't ever expect to be your own superhero.<br />
(That job always belongs to someone else.)

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if you hesitate...don't do it.

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Belt everyone in your car. Remind those who challenge you that if hit, they become a human projectile and the could kill others in the car.

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Stay away from drunks and drug abusers, even if they are hillarious, funny or offer free sex.

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Quit smoking!

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When faced with an angry Lion, unzip your coat and hold the sides out to make your self look really big. The Lion with then run away. I read this in a survival handbook.

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there's something like a 1 in 15000 chance you'll get hit by meteorite, so don't just stand there looking at it thinking it's pretty, be smart........take a step to the left

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lol

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Trust your gut instinct. and read "The gift of fear"

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dont drive with your eyes closed

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Learn to fish,u will never starve.

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before pulling the trigger... Be sure that the hole is facing away from you.

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when you are getting abducted ... You must be very careful in what you say to the aliens because they are telepathic.

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If an ob<x>ject is flying towards your head, don't stand there like pole. Move! Because that thing f**king hurts.

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Snow is just water, and large amounts of it moves the same way - in waves! When caught in an avalanche, always swim up.<br />
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Alligators DO move fast on land. If you meet one, climb something quickly.<br />
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When stung by a Jellyfish, keep the sting away from water but do have someone pee on it!

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The sensation of crushing central chest pain means that you need to go to a hospital (soon)

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Do not mix dish washing liquid and bleach...the combination produces deadly toxic fumes.

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