Also a joke from a nine year old- Okay. So there are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says "hey, it sure is hot in here." And then the other muffin says "OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN." .............

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a guy with a duck on his head walked into a bar and the the duck said 'can someone get this guy off my a$$'

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What do you call a cornflake with murder on it's mind????<br />
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A cereal killer <br />
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Joke from my 9yr old that still makes me smile feel better Ok.

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Lol that's. Cute

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There was this cube truck driver who had been hired to deliver a family of penguins to the city zoo. This man was going along and suddenly he got a flat. He would never get to the zoo before they closed. Another cube truck pulled up behind him and asked if he could help. Yes said the first diver can you take these penguins to the zoo? Ill give you $300. Sure! says the 2nd driver. So they reload the penguins into the back of the second truck. <br />
The one with the flat decided to leave his truck for now and get something to eat.<br />
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After several hours of playing pool and drinking coffee the driver treks back to his truck. Then he sees the other driver from this afternoon is back. When he gets within earshot he shouts did you get those penguins to the zoo? Oh yes said the other driver but the first driver sees the penguins are still in his truck. Then the other driver explains we went to the zoo but we had money left over so we went to a movie too!

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Nasruden was dirt poor, but his neighbor was fairly well off. Nasruden was in the habit of borrowing things fro his neighbor and forgetting to return them. His neighbor decided to put an end to it and took Nasruden to court to get the stuff back. The court was several miles away so Nasruden asked his neighbor for transportation and his neighbor lent hi a horse.<br />
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After the judge had heard the neighbor's complaint, the judge turned to Nasruden and asked if this was correct. Nasruden replied "If you ask him he will tell you that he owns the horse I rode here on..."

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carbon tax.... its a rib splitter

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