When my boys were about 10 and 6 we were getting ready to go to Walmart. I was in the bathroom putting some lotion around my eyes. I get really dry skin around my eyes. They started acting up in the other room. I went out and told them to knock it of and set the lotion on the computer desk as I hurried them out the door.
When we were in line at the store my oldest son saw I was buying lotion and blurted out "Daddy, is that the lotion you keep next to the computer?" Embarrassing at the time, but hilarious after the fact.
Why? To make you laugh?
I got caught m***********.
When I was a little kid, I pooped myself in the middle of class. Nuff said.