1. Water tastes better from a puddle...even better if you are standing in it at the same time<br />
2. There is no pain so bad that a smiling fuzzy face can't make it all better<br />
3. If you stare at someone long enough, they will figure out what you want<br />
4. Knowing you can pull your "mom" down on her butt at anytime but not doing it, holds great power<br />
5. Snow is delicious!<br />
6. Dogs really can shed at will and for MONTHS<br />
7. They are called "Alaskan" malamutes for a reason<br />
8. He who is covered in fur, controls the thermostat<br />
9. Everything is better with cheese<br />
10. Unconditional love is the only way to go

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1. Unconditional love<br />
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10. Unconditional love

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he loves me, i love him, he loves me, I love him, I the best to him, hes the best to me, I can trust him, hes my best friend. There is a reason DOG spelled backwards is GOD and one day my heart will ack for him.

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My kitty kitties....<br />
1. They are very smart...smarter than they let on<br />
2. They are capable of understanding most of what we say even though their throats can't let them talk back well.<br />
3. They are not pets<br />
4. They DO have a sense of humor...and its a sarcastic one<br />
5. Catnip is their weed and both are good stuff^^<br />
6. Contrary to popular belief, cats DO have a sweet tooth....my cat likes marshmallow peeps<br />
7. They love unconditionally<br />
8. When they want lovins they will get it or vomit on your rug<br />
9. They are graceful and I try to emulate that<br />
10. I also have learned from their independent nature and admire it very much....they could clean their own litter though...then I would really be impressed!

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1. To be patiently loud<br />
2. Take care of business right away so there's more time to play<br />
3. Take the time to smell the roses...and the poop, and other people's butts.<br />
4. Love, loyalty, and friendship<br />
5. Life is too short, enjoy everything now, at this moment<br />
6. There's nothing wrong with sleeping all day<br />
7. Going to work is socially productive, gratifiyng, and that peeled carrots and fish are the ulimate snacks<br />
8. Ice cubes in water are the bomb<br />
9. Snuggling and lots of kisses before passing out<br />
10. Don't dwell on the past and don't sweat the hard stuff because tomorrow's a totally brand new day<br />
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You don't have to do stuff- someone else will

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That barking/ meowing at something out side is sometimes a trick to :<br />
1. get the warm spot on the bed (dog or cat)<br />
2. get a few free nibbles off the dinner plate (dog or cat)<br />
3. Carpet can be used as toilet paper (dog. i also suspect the cat but they are sneeky)<br />
4. I dont have to worry if food drops on the floor it wont be there for long. (dog)<br />
5. animals dont like the Kardasions either (birds poop extra on them)<br />
6. Cat nip is a gateway drug<br />
7. The hamster wheel should be introduced into the X games<br />
8. 6 seconds is the maximum time the cat can play rodeo with the dog<br />
9. 9 times out of 10 the wet spot on the floor is not water<br />
10. They know it make people uncomfortable and they watch people undress just to mess with us.

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My cat<br />
1. He is the king and man of the house<br />
2. When he demands I pet him I must obey<br />
3. I must give him his kitty treats when I come home and he scratches his pole<br />
4. Only pet him for a few seconds and only when he wants it.<br />
5. If I don't do what he wants he will kung pao me<br />
6. I must get up by 6:30Am to feed him otherwise he will create chaos<br />
7. When he is bored. I must play with him...even if its 4am in the morning<br />
8.I must change his litter box at least 2 a week. Otherwise he will not be happy.<br />
9. I must open the window so he can look out and be entertained by the birds outside.<br />
10. Love him and worship him :D

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1. Unconditional love<br />
2. Responsibility for another life, until that life passes.<br />
3. In spite of popular opinion, dogs appreciate variety in their diet.<br />
4. More clever ways to throw a frisbee<br />
5. That reading nutritional labels on dog food is important.<br />
6. Life is way too short<br />
7. A three dog night is really effen cold!<br />
8. Sitting around and doing nothing is deeply spiritual.<br />
9. Taking 30 minutes to walk a block is so much more educational than walking 2 miles in that same amount of time<br />
10. Smelling and listening are more informative than seeing.

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If your paycheck bounces find a new job immediately don't wait and hope it gets better. I used to joke around at work and when I would leave I'd say "I'm gonna make like a paycheck and bounce." :) that was the only positive thing that happend from that situation.

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