i was little i got my finger stuck in glass bottle

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you go to fart...and **** yer pants!

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You've said all that you could possible think of to say to someone, and they are still silent. Despite not saying anything the whole time.

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When your NCOIC says, "I am going home to take care of my dog." and the Colonel asks you where where the NCOIC is.

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Someone asks how do you wipe on EP

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they discover you in the wardrobe with the camcorder....or....you find out your mother was right about wearing clean knickers when you are hit by the bus.......farts should not have lumps that big.......having your penis pierced is like sticking a watering can rose on it when you pee.......

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You have to look your sister in law in the face and NOT hand her a razor and shaving cream to get rid of the beard :-/

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hahaha

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I'm not kidding! Lol it's bad!

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still funny. hehehe

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Ive met a few girls like that. the five o'clock shadow or worse. eeeeek.

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Oh hers is worse, full beard and mustache and she tries to cover it with make up which makes it WORSE

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....when I don't know the answer?

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haha! :P

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....you see his p**** and realize how tiny it is. HAHAH

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LOL

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