This is one my friend told me... they said: <br />
"Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?"<br />
Me: "ok"<br />
Them: "ok you start"<br />
Me: "knock-knock"<br />
Them: "who's there?"<br />
I think this poor excuse for a joke fits into the "simply bad" category from your question...

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Who was there??

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That's the "joke." They asked me if I wanted to hear a joke and then asked me to start it..and you do so without thinking and then you're not "hearing" the joke...you're telling it...without realising until they ask "who's there?" So.. uh no one was there I guess.. :-l

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I love that joke. Seriously. I haven't heard too many better jokes.

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I know that was the joke,,,i was just acting stupid...it comes naturally.

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So a farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep under his arm and shouts, "THIS IS THE PIG THAT I **** WHEN YOU HAVE A HEADACHE!" His wife laughs at him and says, "That's not a pig, that's a sheep." The farmer shouts back, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, *****!" and storms out of the room.

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I'll admit..I chuckled a little.

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