*looks at label* I see you were made in Heaven.<br />
or<br />
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.<br />
or <br />
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

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like the 2nd option :)

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The guy that was looking for my label nearly got his fist in my face because I didn't know what he was up to!

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ok last time cause it takes ages to write...<br />
i saw a fellow once, motion for a girl across the room to come over<br />
when she arrived he said<br />
"i just made you come with one finger, imagine what i could do with a few hrs and my whole hand XD

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after deliberately knocking her to the ground in a crowd...he says..Oh my Gosh..Let me help you up..carry you home and put you to bed.

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I like that one lol

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i hate to see u go,but i love to watch u leave

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Are you from Tennesee?... Cause you're a ten-i-see... -_- Hey! I got a date out of this once. lol

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really?? lol

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Yep! She cracked up! I think it's in the delivery too... I gave a o_O after I said it, and she bit on it. haha!! :) Turns out she mostly liked guys though and, well... I'm not a guy. Boo. lol

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wow your boobs look heavy, can i hold them?

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What's your sign? GAG!

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are you tired?cause you've been running through my mind all day,<br />
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Roses are red.<br />
Violets are blue.<br />
I've got a knife.<br />
Get in the van.<br />
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Or<br />
<br />
Does this smell like chloroform to you?<br />
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Or<br />
<br />
Him: How much does the biggest polar bear weigh?<br />
Her: I don't know...<br />
Him: Me neither, I don't know why I asked that, but it was enough to break the ice...<br />
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Also if you get a Woody (from Toy Story) toy then set it so when you pull the string it says "Boy am I glad to see you." and then you can tell her "My woody is really glad to see you."

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and other things

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Is there a vet near by? *lifts arms, flexes muscles and points fingers in opposite direction to body* Because these swans are sick!

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"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" or "Haven't we met before?" And then there's my all-time favorite! "If I said that you have a nice chest, would you hold it against me?" lol & ROFL!!

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Oh, I forgot one! "Hey Baby! Do fries come with that shake?!" lol

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you look more comfortable than I feel, may I slip into you?

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"Baby, My Favourte Cheese is Swiss, Because i just love putting my tongue in the holes" * winks*<br />
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and now i feel like i need to appologise for actually hitting enter on this lol<br />
( just for the record i just made that up, and have NEVER used it, altho that is little to reasurring)

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You're a chick... I am a magnet lets put it together

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Do you work at Subway cause you just gave me a foot long

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