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    knel123 - 26-30 years old

    Posted by knel123 Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:27AM

    Do you like fish sticks?

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  1. Semblanceofhope - male

    Reply by Semblanceofhope Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:33AM

    "I don't know, I just have eight fish sticks for lunch on Mondays". - Raymond Babbitt from Rain Man.

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  1. JadenguilOKelly - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by JadenguilOKelly Feb 1st, 2013 at 7:13AM

    Yo mamma's so cross-eyed, when she cries tears run down her back.

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  2. Semblanceofhope - male

    Reply by Semblanceofhope Feb 1st, 2013 at 7:19AM

    Lol.

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  3. Vision2Fly - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Vision2Fly Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:48AM

    Its girl is saying this... "she is not just like other girls... she is different..." :D

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  4. remembertolove - 13-15 years old - female

    Posted by remembertolove Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:45AM

    a guy walked into a bar.

    ouch.
    ~
    what do you call a fish with no eyes?

    a fsh.

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  5. Palasbond007 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Palasbond007 Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:44AM

    someone says to me"I have two daughters and both are girls" lol :D

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  6. LackofabetterName - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by LackofabetterName Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:29AM

    http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Love-Jokes-And-Riddles/2919936

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  7. Semblanceofhope - male

    Reply by Semblanceofhope Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:31AM

    Lol, thanks for making it easier.

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  8. LackofabetterName - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by LackofabetterName Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:34AM

    rate it up. =)

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  9. NedKelly1 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by NedKelly1 Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:28AM

    Liverpool to win the EPL - Next Year

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  10. wurzelnator - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by wurzelnator Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:27AM

    I love you....and i only want you <3

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  11. Serenitree - 66-70 years old - female

    Posted by Serenitree Feb 1st, 2013 at 6:59AM

    My mom innocently said *My hair dresser appointment wasn't as expensive today, because I just had the shampoo and cut. I didn't bother with the bl0wjob* When we all gasped and then laughed, she looked at us and asked *What? What's funny?*

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