The best pizza restaurant in my town is owned by Muslims. Could they be making great pizza as a cover for terrorism?
12 Answers to "The best pizza restaurant in my town is owned by Muslims. Could they be making great pizza as a cover for terrorism?"
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Yes. It is a cover for four things:
- building bombs
- hawala (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawala) a traceless financial transfer system
- money laundering
- child brides negotiations and deliveries
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is this place in Boston?
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Stereotypical Americans
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Stereotypical? It is not my imagination, when the news reports that Muslims and Islam are responsible for most terrorist attacks. If they don't want that reputation, then Muslims themselves have it in their power to change it.
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wtf..only a republican could come up with that bool
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The pepperoni slices are really bombs for inducing exploding diarrhea in infidels........................................& the cheese is laced with a mind control drug that causes the subject to shout "allah akbar" at police officers, mental hospital orderlies & nudist mormon missionaries.....................................
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What happens if the Pope wants pizza? Does he get served or turned away?
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The pope gets pizza laced with drugs to prevent erections...................................for the sake of the altar boys..................................................
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The best pizza we have around here is made by italians. :-) Maybe who's knows, I know of corner grungy chinese food places that're just fronts for illegal activity, so anything's possible...
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A little bit of poison in every pizza, a little each day. would be a top killer for a jihadist who wants to smite the infidel.
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If I wear a bath towel on my head, maybe they will mistake me for one of their own and won't poison me.
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I am sure they would be able to create a systen to identify their good muslim bothers to avoid killing them. But then again there where muslim deaths in a lot of their jihadists actions. So it may be a case of acceptable colateral damage.
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The bomb ingredients are in the pizza then you eat it and one day when they choose to they will push a button and everyone who ever ate one will blow!
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We are not amused.
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Who is "we"?
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Me, myself, & I
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No... the Muslims are there as a cover for the Mafia.
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ffs, are you serious?
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Best Answer (Chosen by Voting):
Posted by tone77 Mar 2nd, 2013 at 10:48PM
Dude, get a grip.
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Reply by dskdw25q9n Mar 2nd, 2013 at 10:53PM
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Reply by tone77 Mar 2nd, 2013 at 10:58PM
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