Haha kindly tell him that I didn't order anything and show him where to go :)
I'm a pizza driver. This happens occasionally. Just tell him that you didn't order pizza. If you're nice, you should ask him where he's looking for and tell him your address, so that he knows where he is. If you know where his destination is, tell him. Often, addresses are poorly marked, and finding the right house can be a guessing game, especially at night.
Leave him standing outside while I grab the gun. Just in case.
Thanks for BA : )
I agree...could be a way of him getting you to unlock your door and push his way in....
I need Pizza man to show up at my door...the sooner the better.
Funny! Quick background check first though. = )
I am sorry sir, I did not order pizza. This pizza is not mine. If you have an order with my address, I will pay for the pizza, and have dinner. I will also give you $5 just because I want to.
"Sorry,not us,we didn't place the order" - or something like that.
Dont open the door- it could be a stalker!
You said 30 minutes or less or it's free and your late
"I didn't order pizza."
Tuva your a male
Depends, is this music playing?<br />
Hmmmmm...I think more than a few adult films have started like this.....
...not that I would know or anything....*looks around nervously*
I know....I'm horrible....*hangs head in shame*
How much? :D
First, I would get on EP and ask everyone what to say, then just read him the best answer. Haha.
you didn't order pizza?...