The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes
On how all blondes are perceived as stupid so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart
While her husband is off at work she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day right after her Husband leaves for work she gets down to the task at hand
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat He notices that she is wearing a heavy
parka and a leather jacket at the same time He goes over and asks her if she if OK She replies yes He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting in the house He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said
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9 Answers to "The Grandmother of all Blonde Jokes: This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes"
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funny.
Knowing that she was not just a dumb blonde' she dyed her hair brunette and could tell people were treating her with much more respect.
It was spring and she was driving on a country road. She looked out the window to see some Sheep and some lambs. Ohhhhh they were so cute. She had no money but felt she could out whit the farmer and he would give her one. She pulled onto the farm and the farmer came out to great her. She said I'd like to play a guessing game with you. If I can guess how many sheeps there are on your farm can I have one of the babies to take home. Farmer say Yeah sure. She guessed 427. Being lambing season the farmer keeps a tight count and today's count was 427. 'Wow lady that surprised me OK you can have any lamb you want" She was back in the car with the animal when the farmer said, " This guessing game is fun right" Yes Very "Well if I can guess what color your hair WAS can I have my dog back"Like (2)
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that's average
PAINTING THE PORCH
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "That's not a Porsche, it's a Ferrari."Like (2)
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Ha ha!
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Blond female police officer pulls over a speeding blond woman.She says,"Let me see your drivers license",the driver starts looking through her purse and says"What does it look like?" The blond officer says"Its a small rectangle,and has a picture of you on it"The blond driver says"Oh,here it is,and hands the officer a small makeup mirror.The cop looks in the mirror and says"You can go,I didn't know you were a cop!"
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Lololol. :)
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OMG!!! yes your right :))
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That joke is awesome. Lmfao
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Two blond middle fingers up....o that's supposed to be thumbs. Sorry :)
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Posted by vickieprince 1 May 26th, 2012 at 5:15PM
lmao...You're a nut
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