I ask him to go to the other room and get them first. Then I make popcorn, watch, and when he's done I'll take a deep breath, highfive him, and die.
Ask someone I don't like to answer the door
Lol. I'll tell him to leave his business card. And I will definitely call when I need service!
Pretend I'm not in!
quote the Bible to him by saying whatever you sow, so shall you reap...then tell him to go to hell
I'd swing that door open wide and holler "What the **** took you so long? Let's get this over with!!
say goodbye to everyone i care about say my prayers and embrace the sweet release.
Pack your bags. Or make sure you answer the door with a bible in your hand.
Lol id ansew it take his staff bash him on the side of the head kick him in the balls and then knock him out. Then id drag him into the broom closet and when he wakes.up tell him to kiss my as and hit him in the temple with my knee and then he still awake and confused I say oh I'm sorry you wanna be friends, then id befriend death even thou I kicked the **** outta him and he's hopelessly confused. Lol. Jkjk I'm not that phycotic
Invite him in for tea of course! :D
answer it and ask him if he wants a drink.... hope he does not take me..... but if its your time then it is
So your here for the initiation?
tell him he ment this address and send him to the ******* house i dont like
Invite him in for a few glasses of whiskey, and when hes drunk enough, convince him to reconsider his decision!
Did you say the Grim Reaper?
I've Kicked his ***.
Nothing. I never use the front door. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't open. :)
Ask him why he didn't use the bell.
Exit via the window?
chase him all the way to california