The fake ones hold their shape and don't droop. They're just decorative anyway, so how they look is paramount.
Real!!! The smell is awesome!!.. fire hazard? So are smokers, and you don't see me leaving them out in the cold like a Christmas tree!<br />
And a giant boob to top off my tree!!!
Nah, real trees are wasteful fire hazards ....
Yeah, but as with boobs, real Christmas trees start to sag when they get older
Never thought of it like that, but I'd have to agree.
I think killing a tree for Christmas is not in the spirit of Christmas. I think ruining a breast with implants is not in the spirit of good sex.
I'm too nervous about fires to have a real one anymore....I have fake now...(Christmas trees, that is!! haha)