I'd be willing to learn a new more efficient keyboard layout.
I actually already knew all this, i'm a bit of a history buff.
Ok, did you know that at one point women didn't wear any underwear? A diplomat from france once saw a woman take a tumble, exposing herself. The diplomat wrote back home "It's a wonder to see that in england, the gates to paradise are always open."
I still prefer pen and paper
Ok I won't tell you... (but yes it's true)