The Nerdy Nurse is trying to choke me to oblivion with his thighs again. How to say my prayers?
I can't do anything. I am doomed. He's gettinh more angry since I'm using my iPhone 2G in a hospital and he thinks the 2G sucks ar*se. So he's now strangling me with his muscular thighs. he's 6'', 190 lbs of muscle and he wears thick glasses and has a blonde BOWL CUT and it looks like he's geting fdmore fnd,af
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Posted by YourPalJesus 1 Mar 4th, 2013 at 1:36AM
Good news bro! I've prepared just the prayer for this situation!
Our Nurse with strong thighs,
scary by thy form
You strangled me,
And now I bleed,
on the ground, as between your legs
Give us this day our beefy thighs,
and forgive your stupid haircut
as we have also forgiven your uniform
And lead us not into more nerd thighs
but deliver us from the strangles.
Amen.
*highfive*
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