a shiny bracelet on each wrist and link them together......police love that look.
The most insane looking outfit and hairdoo you can come up with.
Might as well start your defense now : )
Don't wear stripes or an orange jumpsuit!!!
Something to catch the officer's eye, and take it off the ball
A suit with arrow print on it and your best swag handbag should be okay.
A poker face and a wall of silence.
if you know you did it may as well make for an interesting story and show up in nothing.