I'm not wearing any because I am the real deal ;)
Naked from the waist down?
Or is it a skirt?
yoga pants...almost time for class
What is under the yoga pants?
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky ALL day!
LOL.... what can you feel in your pocket?
It should be soft and smooth!
Phone,wallet (mostly empty), keys.
a compact pair of trousers
A fob watch, three shillings and an ounce of snuff.
a big red rocket ;)