have you been smoking again ?
Perhaps only in that vain people often think everything's about them...
Hey, Carly Simon has never written a song about me - probably because I'm perfect!
Yes, I need a better song.
Completely the opposite of what I took it to mean. Yeah the song was about him and he would know it. But he would take it as a compliment and not the diss it was meant to be.
Was that clouds in her coffee..or grinds?
Clouds, the clouds were reflecting off the coffee, as it sat there, she must of been out side .
With an apricot scarf, I'm not sure.
<<-- was about me was about me was about meeeeeeeeeee
You're all reading into this all wrong. Vain can also mean without real significance, value, or importance; ba<x>seless or worthless. Imagine being so stupid that you think someone would spend time writing a song about you :) I think Simon was using a double entendre for this song.