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I have been losing socks in the wash since I was a teenager. I think I figured out how they are escaping but who is wearing our socks or where are they disappearing to? What is your theory of the vanishing socks?
1juicylife 1juicylife 22-25, F 16 Answers Mar 20, 2012

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I have sort of cured this problem, I buy my socks in bulk and have all identical socks, no matter how many manage to escape I can always have a matching pair.

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Are you a man because this is not a bad idea?

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No I'm a woman, but mainly wear trousers as it's so cold where I live, hence the need for socks!

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Thanks for the practical suggestion. I mean it ....now back to the fun.

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Teaspoons, and pens, and several sets of keys !!!!!

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They are trying to break in your house when you leave to get other socks and things lying around to join them in their revolt!

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Definately revolting !!!!!!

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I got my hubby to pair his socks up before he put them in the wash basket, when i put them out to dry i keep them together on the line. <br />
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This plan is working well, so far.

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OKAY

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I have atheory: In the EDDA, the olden skandinavian mythology, there its said that Loki, god of lies and tricks, would come to the end of the world battle, ragnarök, on a ship made of human nail clips...so I think, whay not something like that behind...I mean, someone EVIL collecting the "lost socks" to build a terrible, towering SOCK GOLEM and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! HARHAR! (its pinky and the brain if you ask me). (feral grin...)

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OMG! I'll beware. I am already armed thank you kind citizen!

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If there are a bunch of socks in your drier exhaust then you could have a fire there if you do not get them out of there soon. Call someone to look at it.

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I just looked there. LIKELY STORY!

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my mother always used to ask the washing machine repairman to look for socks while he had the machine apart. lol

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If she only knew the truth!

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The single socks I've been finding must be yours? If you get all mine can you send them this way?

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Will do! lol

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Not just socks my knickers vanish as well down the portals and away to the other side or are they getting taken.

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Oh no..who is wearing our socks and underwear?

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Why socks? To keep the pens and gloves company.

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Good point. hahaha

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Last time I went through my sons sock drawer he had 17 single socks!. And there was none in the wash.<br />
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Maybe a sock eating alien...is allergic to pairs but can eat one-sies.

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I will keep an eye out for it. He can travel from country to country.

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there is another planet some where and their always in need of socks so quess what

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We will ask Obama to open up a space program to travel to this planet and rescue our socks!

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on the other side is a huge sunny meadow where the socks can run free without feet.

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I am not ready for my sock to retire. COME BACK Argyle, Knee High and Footie!

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This is a fact, it just vanishes.

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What evil! What villainy!

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