A couple of tramps from Bude <br />
Got on a tram in the nude<br />
They paid for their fares<br />
With two pubic hairs<br />
And an act that was incredibly rude <br />
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There once was a woman named Lyn<br />
Who could stretch her flaps to her chin<br />
While airing day in a glorious way<br />
She was swept away in the wind <br />
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There was an old man from Goshem<br />
Who Pulled out his balls to washem<br />
his mother said "Jack if you dont put them back,<br />
I will stand on the ******* and squashem" (An example of a Mummy's boy)<br />
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And this one...for the One...<br />
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There once was a man from Newcastle<br />
Who wrapped up a sh!t in a parcel<br />
He sent it by train with a note to explain<br />
That it came from his grandmothers arsehole (90 yr old vintage)

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Fking Brilliant, Angel :o)

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lol awesome

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Happy B Day Grandma :)

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love goerge

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nah. love angel. was just messin wiv ya

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Love George is fine...or Ladybird ;)...failing that 'Big Boy'...

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Who told you I said thaaaat? ;)

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there was a young man from nantucket.<br />
and the rumors are exaggerated...

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....if they were true, he wouldn't have to :o)

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There once was a lovelly lady, who thought if she should should write poems, maybe? Her poem was rejected because it was the wrong section....<br />
<br />
She wrote in the "Ask questions" then she went away to cry...

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HAhahahaa ! I'm laughing cos I wrote a poem about you once that made you cry. Poor Sazzio :o)

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Oh... did you now?

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Oh yes :o)

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There was a man called Dave<br />
Who kept a dead wh*ore in a cave<br />
He said "I admit<br />
I am a bit of a $#!t<br />
But think of the money I save".<br />
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There was a man from Ghent<br />
Who had a penis so long it bent<br />
It was so much trouble<br />
That he kept it double<br />
And instead of coming he went.

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