Call Keebler. That tree is missing some elves.

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Try picking up every single cookie crumb, and re-routing the trail so it leads to your local center for paranormal investigation. Hide in a closet and wait for the uber weird rustler to emerge. Everything should take care of its self after that.

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it's Cookie Monster behind that shut door

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get the hoover and when you finished you will have solved both problems

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Do you live on sesame street?

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Intruders get shot in my home....grab your firearm and check it out.

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Get naked and dance.

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perv !

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I'm not hiding it unlike some of us. >>

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the guy inside is probably just high. I would go in and ask him to share

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it;s ok i know who it is she is mental i will leave it !

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Don't you transform into Chuck Norris? What's the problem?

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I only turn in to chuck when eating broccoli i have ran out :(

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Oh, no! Then definitely run.

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start singing "C is for cookie" from sesame street. You'll lure out the cookie monster and maybe go out and have a few drinks.

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its locked from the inside

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